We love hearing from fellow fast food fanatics, comedy lovers, and anyone who has ever found a pickle where a pickle should not be. Whether you want to share your own funny story, ask a question, send us a meme, or just say “hey” – we are here, and we are probably eating something greasy while reading your message. This page tells you everything you need to know about reaching out to the Fast Food Laughs team. And yes, we really do read every single message. Even the ones that are just an emoji of a burger crying.
Why You Might Want to Contact Us
There are many reasons to get in touch. Maybe you have a hilarious fast food moment that needs to be shared with the world. Maybe you want to correct something we wrote (we are human, and we occasionally forget that a Whopper does not, in fact, come with pickles unless you ask). Maybe you are a brand that wants to collaborate – though we should warn you, we are not easily bought. We accept payment in chicken nuggets and funny stories. Or maybe you just want to yell at someone about pineapple on pizza. That’s fine too. We have strong opinions and we are ready to debate.
Share Your Funny Fast Food Story
This is our favorite reason to hear from you. Did you order a burger with no onions and receive a bag of onions with a single bun? Did your delivery driver get lost and end up at a wedding? Did your child name their chicken nugget and then cry when you tried to eat it? We want to know. Send us your stories, and we might feature them in an upcoming article. The funniest story each month wins a virtual high five and a shoutout on our social media (once we figure out how to use social media).
Report a Mistake
We try our best, but sometimes typos happen. Maybe we said that the McFlurry machine is always broken when actually, sometimes – very rarely – it works. Maybe we misnamed a menu item. Maybe we accidentally wrote “ketchup” when we meant “mustard” and someone’s entire worldview was shaken. If you spot an error, please tell us. We will fix it quickly and thank you publicly (unless you ask us not to). Accuracy matters to us. Even when we are writing about a burger that looks like a cartoon character.
Send Us a Meme or Joke
We are always looking for fresh fast food memes and jokes. If you have one that made you laugh until soda came out your nose, send it our way. If we love it, we might include it in a future article or meme roundup. We will give you full credit, unless you want to remain anonymous – in which case, we will just call you “A Very Funny Stranger.” We also accept joke submissions in the form of drawings on napkins. Seriously. We have a whole wall of napkin art in our office.
Collaborations and Partnerships
Are you a fast food chain with a sense of humor? A delivery app that wants to sponsor our “Funniest Delivery Stories” series? A food blogger who wants to guest post? We are open to collaborations – but only if they make our readers laugh. We don’t do boring corporate stuff. We don’t do ads that feel like ads. What we do is partner with people who love fast food as much as we do and who understand that a wrong order is sometimes better than a right one. If that sounds like you, reach out. We’ll send you our media kit (which is mostly just a photo of a sad hamburger with googly eyes).
Just Say Hello
Sometimes you don’t have a reason. You just want to say hi. That’s allowed. We love getting messages from readers who say “I found your website at 2 AM and I laughed so hard I woke up my dog.” Or “Your article about pickle-only burgers changed my life.” Or even just “French fries are good.” Those messages make our day. So don’t be shy. Say hello. We will say hello back.
How to Reach Us
We try to make it as easy as possible to get in touch. Here are all the ways you can contact the Fast Food Laughs team. Please note: we do not have a physical office that is open to the public. Mostly because our office is someone’s living room and there are crumbs everywhere. But we are very reachable online.
For general inquiries, funny stories, and meme submissions: laughs@fastfoodlaughs.com (this is a real email address – we check it daily, sometimes hourly, especially when we are avoiding work).
For partnership and collaboration requests: collab@fastfoodlaughs.com
For corrections and complaints (please be nice, we are sensitive): fixit@fastfoodlaughs.com
If you are not sure which email to use, just pick one. We forward everything to the right person anyway. And by “the right person,” we mean whichever team member is least busy eating.
Social Media
We are currently building our social media presence. This is a fancy way of saying we are arguing about what our handles should be. One person wants “@FastFoodLaughs.” Another wants “@BurgerFailsForever.” A third person suggested “@PickleHateClub.” We will update this page as soon as we decide. In the meantime, you can find us on:
Twitter (X): Coming very soon. We promise. Probably next week. Maybe.
Instagram: We have an account but there are no posts yet. We are waiting for the perfect first photo. Right now the leading candidate is a picture of a chicken nugget that looks like Abraham Lincoln.
TikTok: We are scared of TikTok. But we will join eventually. Send us your fast food fail videos and we might repost them (with credit, of course).
Reddit: We have a subreddit called r/FastFoodLaughs. It is very small right now. There are seven members. Three of them are our own team members. But we love every single post. Come join us.
Snail Mail (Yes, Real Mail)
If you want to send us a physical letter, a drawing, a napkin with a joke written on it, or a single french fry preserved in resin – we would be honored. Please address it to:
Fast Food Laughs
123 Burger Boulevard, Suite 4F
Flavortown, USA 90210
(Okay, that address is fake. We don’t want to publish our real home addresses on the internet. But if you really want to send us something, email us first and we will give you a mailing address. Please do not send us anything that will rot or attract ants. We learned that lesson the hard way.)
Contact Form
We are working on a fancy contact form that will live right here on this page. It will ask for your name, your email, and your message. It will also ask you to select your favorite fast food item from a dropdown menu. This is not required. But we will judge you if you pick “salad.” (We are kidding. Sort of.) Until the form is ready, please use email. We promise we are real humans who will respond, not a robot. Although one of our team members is named Robot. That’s his nickname. Because he eats nuts and bolts. (No, he doesn’t. That was a joke. His real name is Dave.)
What Happens After You Contact Us
We aim to respond to every message within 48 hours. Sometimes it takes longer – usually because one of us is on a road trip to find the best burger in the country (it’s research, we swear) or because our inbox exploded after a viral article. But we promise we will get back to you. Here is what you can expect:
For Story Submissions
If you send us a funny fast food story, we will read it, laugh (or cry from laughter), and then respond to let you know we received it. If we decide to feature your story in an article, we will ask for your permission and let you know how you will be credited. You can choose to use your real name, a username, or remain anonymous. Some of our best stories come from people who say “just call me ‘The Pickle Hater’” or “Burger Bandit.” We respect your privacy.
For Questions
If you ask a question – about fast food, about our website, about life in general – we will do our best to answer. Sometimes we will give a serious answer. Sometimes we will give a funny answer. Sometimes we will give both. If we don’t know the answer, we will admit it and then try to find someone who does. This may involve calling our local Taco Bell and asking very specific questions about their sauce packets.
For Complaints
If you are angry about something we wrote, please take a deep breath. Then eat a fry. Then write to us. We promise to listen. We might disagree. But we will always be respectful. Unless you complain about our stance on pineapple pizza. Then we will respectfully but firmly disagree. Pineapple belongs on pizza. That is a hill we will die on. We have helmets.
Privacy and Your Information
We take your privacy seriously. We will never share your email address, your name, or your personal information with anyone unless you give us explicit permission. We do not sell data. We do not send spam. The only emails you will get from us are direct responses to your messages or, occasionally, a newsletter if you sign up for it (we don’t have a newsletter yet, but we are thinking about it). If you send us a story and we feature it, we will only share the information you approve – nothing more.
For more details, please read our Privacy Policy and Terms & Conditions (coming soon – we are waiting for our lawyer to finish eating his sandwich).
Frequently Asked Questions About Contacting Us
Can I send you a video of my fast food fail?
Absolutely. Send it as a link (YouTube, TikTok, etc.) or as a file attachment if it’s small. We love videos. Just make sure it’s appropriate for all ages – no swearing or violence, unless it’s violence against a pickle. Pickles had it coming.
Do you pay for story submissions?
We are a small, independent website. We don’t have a big budget. But we do give credit, shoutouts, and eternal gratitude. If your story goes viral because of us, we will also send you a virtual high-five and maybe a Fast Food Laughs sticker (once we print stickers). If you are a professional writer looking for paid work, please email us with samples – we occasionally hire freelancers.
Can I submit a joke?
Yes. Please. We love jokes. Short jokes, long jokes, puns, one-liners, even riddles. If it’s about fast food, even better. If it makes us laugh, we will use it. We will credit you as “Joke submitted by [your name]” unless you want to be anonymous. Anonymous joke submitters are mysterious and cool.
What if I work for a fast food chain and want to share insider stories?
Please do. But be careful not to reveal anything that could get you in trouble. We don’t want anyone fired for laughing. You can email us anonymously using a burner email address. We will protect your identity. Your secrets are safe with us. Especially the one about the ice cream machine.
Do you respond to every email?
We try to. Sometimes we get flooded. If you don’t hear back within 5 business days, feel free to send a polite follow-up. Don’t send 47 follow-ups. That’s how you get blocked. We are nice, but we are also human.
Final Thoughts (and a Request)
Before you contact us, please do one thing: go eat something delicious. Eat a burger. Eat some fries. Eat a taco. Eat a salad if you must. Then, while you are eating, think about the funniest thing that ever happened to you at a fast food restaurant. Write it down. Take a photo if you have one. Then send it to us. That’s all we want. Your laughter, your stories, and maybe a napkin with a drawing of a happy hamburger.
Thank you for being part of the Fast Food Laughs family. We can’t wait to hear from you. Now go forth and order something ridiculous. And when it arrives completely wrong – don’t cry. Laugh. Then email us.
– The Fast Food Laughs Team
P.S. The ice cream machine is probably broken. We are sorry. But that’s also a funny story waiting to happen.